Quotes about Swimming

• Sometimes God calms the storm. At other times, he calms the sailor. And sometimes he makes us swim. ~Author Unknown
• Seventy-five percent of our planet is water - can you swim? ~Author Unknown
• What goes around comes around, just like a flip turn. ~Author Unknown
• When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world. ~Author Unknown
• Swimming: From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. ~Author Unknown
• Swimming - what real men do while boys play football. ~Author Unknown
• We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes. ~Author Unknown

I simply can't understand
Why swimsuits are in such demand
They're soggy and damp,
Bind like a clamp,
And hold about three pounds of sand!
~D.R. Benson